EminemFack lyrics - Eminem

-=[Chorus]=-
[Eminem - harmonizing] + (Eminem with an Eric Cartman-esque voice)
Owww, owww, OWWWWWW (OW! GAWD DAMN!)
I'm, gonna fack-,-ing cum (OHH SHIT!)
Fack, fack, FAAAACK (FACK, I AM!)
I am, I'm going, to cum (I'M CUMING! .. OH, YES!)

-=[Verse One]=-
I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick, of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn star
Looks like Jenna, fack I'm gonna
cum I think my rubber's comin off
But oh it's so fucking wet and soft
Fack, I'm gonna start lettin off
I'm squirting and she's not gettin off (*Em's voice keeps getting higher*)
And she's on top, I'm gonna facking
Oh God, oh don't do that
Don't stop! Stop don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ow wait a minute, ow ow, fack
I'm gonna facking cum!

-=[Chorus]=-

-=[Verse Two]=-
Ooh wow, boom that pow
Oooh ow, I need a cigarette now!
Ow I'm so facking hot
And you're so facking hot
Oh my God, I wanna facking fack
No not FUCK, I said FACK
F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K
Fack, fack fack, facking FREAK ME!
Ooh yeah girl see
baby they call me Mr. Freaky
Let's call yo' sister three-way
Have some threesome, me so haw-ny
And you're such a facking babe
I wanna go down on you - FACK YOU SHAVED! (*Em's voice goes up again*)
Oh God damn, here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am!!

-=[Chorus]=-

-=[Verse Three]=-
Mamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmm
Mamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmm
Mamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmm
Mamamamaaahh, a-be-be-be-bwa-bwa-bwa
Okay I'm done, I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas, not so fast
AH, your finger just went in my ass!
OW THAT HURTS, take it out now
Ohh, wait a minute, oww
Put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt, let that lil' rascal
nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah
Right there, right there (*Em's voice goes up*)
Ohh, I'm cuming, OHH YEAH
Fack, I just came again
Okay pull it out now, errrr!
Oh fack yeah, wait he's not out
He's still crawlin around up there
Oh fack, I think it's stuck
OW BUT IT FEELS SO FACKING GOOD!

-=[Chorus]=-

-=[Outro: Eminem singing]=-
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Eww, eww, eww eww

Maxine lyrics - Eminem

Maxine!! (Phone Rings)

Maxine: Hello
Denaun: Can I speak to Maxine?
Maxine: Yeah this is me what's up?
Denaun: What up?
Maxine: Who dis?
Denaun: Denaun
Maxine: Yeah what's up?
Denaun: What are you doing?
Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bed
Denaun: Huh?
Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bed
Denaun: Why?
Maxine: I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do

-=[ Verse 1: Eminem ]=-
I know this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine
She tests positive but tells you that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Asking every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her sadly, on her reputation
You're in jepordation, if you ain't got no preparation
When you step away son, she got her face done
Looking provocative, she'll let you knock it if
You press the issue and get undressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency cause it burns to pee
Don't bring your germs to me, cause I ain't trying to hear it
While your fighting you fucking disease trying to clear it (Maxine!!)

-=[ Verse 2: Denaun Porter ]=-
Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose? In life that is
To get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, shit
You living trife, got three kids at home and club hopping every night
You say it's gonna stop but it.. just.. slows.. down
And then speeds back to a regular pace, there is no end to this
Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
When you got niggas hiding in your closet
I refrain from getting angry but you keep on that strangely

-=[Verse 3]=-
I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked me
So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas
Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
I stepped to her first I cleared my throat and said "Hey Bitch..
Haven't I seen you before?", looked at my nigga
Turned around and got slapped throughout my hands
And said "Oh it's like that?"
She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
She started crying, and asked me to forgive her and shit
She said her name was Maxine, so I told her I wanted her number
She asked could I give her mine two
Got to the crib and called her up
We got into a good conversation that's when she asked me could I fuck
I said "Maxine check this out,
Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out"
Got to the crib she let me in
She didn't waste time she grabbed my hand and proceeded to the bedroom
I said "Hold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing things"
What the fuck are you doing?
So I went for my protection, took off my clothes and started flexing
As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about putting in work
Before I hit it she said
"3 don't get mad but there's something that I gotta tell your ass"
I said "What is it, another nigga? It's ok"
She said "No I forgot to tell you, that I got AIDS"
I got up out

Denaun: Hey, Maxine
Maxine: What
Denaun: You thinking about sucking my dick?
Maxine: Yeah for a small price
Denaun: For a small price? What you mean?
Maxine: You know, money nigga
Denaun: You don't need no damn money,
I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shit.
Maxine: (laughing) What you, what you hear I got?
Denaun: AIDS
Maxine: (laughing) Who told you that bullshit?
Denaun: My nigga Kyu, he wouldn't lie
Maxine: Well if that's the case, Kyu got it then
Denaun: Oh for real, it's like that?
Maxine: (laughing) Well I ain't got shit,
so he ain't got shit, and if he do, he ain't get that shit from me,
I ain't fucking around with no 3rd nigga
Denaun: Fuck that, I ain't fucking with you
Maxine: No, see..
Denaun: You got that shit, I ain't gotta fuck with you
Maxine: Hold on, why it ain't even like that
Denaun: I want ya'll to get paid, fucking..
Maxine: (laughing as the phone hangs up)

Puke lyrics - Eminem

"Sounds of someone puking"

There I go--thinking of you again

-=[Chorus]=-
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem
But from of the dome would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song--whoa
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of
Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink ta
So fuck it, I'ma start right here by just be brief-a
Bout to rattle off some other reasons
I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of you
On my arm, but what do I go and do
I go and get another one, now I got two
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin
I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim
Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it
If you only knew how much I hated you
For every motherfuckin' thing you ever put us through
Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you
Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who

-=[Chorus]=-
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would probably be a little better
Instead of a letter
That you'd probably just shred up--yeah
I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece a
Paper, I'd rather let you see how
Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle
You're a fuckin' coke-head, I hope you fuckin' die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut, I hope you die
Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie
But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad
It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back
It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna
gag-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ag
What else can I do, I haven't got a clue
Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to
But every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna do
Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke

-=[Chorus]=-
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you, I puke

Fuckin' bitch

Biterphobia lyrics - Eminem

-=[DJ scratching]=-
"Do it!"

-=[Eminem]=-

Skippin in through the back door, fruity MC's get ambushed
Rammed and squooshed, slammed and pushed, crammed and mushed
Then I'm movin on down from the right to left
So bite the meth or prepare to fight to death
To get jacked, attacked and cracked in two
Smackin through 'til youre black and blue for actin true
I'm dreaded like a man whose hair is all strands
Proof that I be sniffin on aerosol cans
I'm stompin, I'm kickin, and I'm chokin, and I'm stampin em
I'm coughin, I'm stickin, and I'm pokin and I'm clampin em
To electric chairs and tightenin bolts
Hit em with frightening jolts of lightning bolts
I'm zappin, rappers, singers, and dancers
Faster than you could smack the figures for ransom
Cancer is in the flesh, alive and breathin
Survivin by connivin and theivin

-=[DJ scratching]=-
"Do it!", "Eat em up"


-=[Eminem]=-

I had a dream I was gettin jacked by biters
It felt like I was bein attacked by spiders
Developin a fear of biterphobia
I'm holdin a gas can and lighter over ya
If I detect ya, I'ma pulverize
Dissect your brain, diggin in your skull for lies
And I'ma torture, with material iller
than a stark ravin mad serial killer
I'm more dangerous than a loader chamber is
A major risk to a plagiarist
So beware of the aura, A terror for the horrible
Will scare ya tomorrow, is the airbourne assault of the rappers
Hit the source to better my skills,
I head for the border
And run the Galloping Hills, the choice is yours
Cause now buddy's noises force me to scream til my voice is hoarse
Cause I'm sick of these amateurs who rap like ravageurs and sabateurs that bite like labradors
In the range of my double-barrel
And your life is in danger, trouble, and peril

-=[DJ scratching]=-


-=[Eminem]=-

I trample and stamp liars, like they were campfires
Cause vampires bite on my balls and clamp pliers
And swing on my big thingamajig
So I'm bringin my nig Proof for backup when I sing at my gig
Cause biters are fallin head over heels
In love with every rhyme that I've said over reels
That's how I became paranoid
Chewin my fingernails, pullin my hair annoyed
Cause every time you bit it was deliberate
So I'm forced to hit a little quicker with
an ultimatum I assault and slayed em
with rhymes and it's ultimatum just to cultivate em
Energetic and imaginative,
pronouns and verbs, predicates and adjectives
Will reach out and grab ya, 9 times outta 10
That's why I'm spilling my mother f(cut) rhymes out a pen

[DJ scratching] - "Everybody walk out the back door"

-=[DJ scratching to fade]=-

Eminem - Encore lyrics

We [50 Cent]
Sh-sh-sh-shady
Aftermath, haha
G-G-G-G-G-Unit!, haha

-=[Chorus]=-
First we came here to set this party off right
Let's bounce tonight
And if they don't let us in through the front
We'll come through the side
Cuz i don't ever wanna leave the game without
At least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Scream one last time

-=[Eminem]=-
Get your ass up for the doctor
One more time, get your ass up for the doctor
Come on now, here we go
Cliff hanger, it's another club banger
Got you hangin' on the edge of your seat
Get on down

-=[Dr. Dre]=-
Times up, games over, you lose, I win
'bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here
Ooh yeah, new year, next phase, begin
Look who's got you goin' crazy again
I'm a trend, I set one every time I'm in
I go out and just come back full circle again
You a fad, that means your something that we already had
But once you're gone, you don't come back, too bad

-=[Eminem]=-
You're off the map now, radar can't even find you
We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you
You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you
We walk around just playin' the violin behind you
Enough with all the pissin' and moanin', whinin' and bitchin'
Sit and observe, listen, you'll learn if you pay attention
Why ten multi-platinum albums later, three diamond
World-wide, we're on the charts with a bullet and still climbin'

-=[Chorus]=-

-=[Eminem]=-
When dr. dre say crunk, you will get it crunk, get it crunk
Crunk, crunk, crunk
And when 50 cent says jump, you get on one foot and jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump

-=[Dr. Dre]=-
The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it
I don't gotta promote it for you to know that doc is off the benches

-=[Eminem]=-
We keep the party rockin' off the henges
We ain't showin' off, we just goin' off popular consensus

-=[Dr. Dre]=-
But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk
Doc is all washed up, knock it off
Who the fuck is Doc impressin'?
Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression
You must be on the cock of Doc, cuz Doc left you all guessin'
So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (what)
We gon' have this mutherfucker hoppin' in a second (bump bump)
That's why we always save the best cut last
To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass

-=[Eminem]=-
Cuz we done swam with the sharks, wrestle with alligators
Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers
Whom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gap
Maybe raised to be racist
Who may have never got to see our faces
Grace the cover of Rolling Stone pages
Broke down barriers of language and races
Just call on the cape crusaders
And leave it to me and Dre to pass the mic
And we can play the back and forth all day
Like the hot potato game, thats why we came to

-=[Chorus]=-

-=[Eminem]=-
50 cent, come on!

-=[50 Cent]=-
Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do
We make the club jump everywhere we go
It's no secret, everybody know
When Dre's involved, there's plenty money involved

-=[Dr. Dre]=-
And plenty honey's involved, the sunny Sunday's and palm trees
Cali, everyday it's just another party from the valley's
All the way to them 8 Mile alleys, let's rally

-=[Eminem]=-
Hands up for the grand finale
Now raise up out your seat, Dre is about to speak
Blaze a pound of weed six days up out the week

-=[Dr. Dre]=-
You could catch me in the studio bangin' out the beats to
Provide you with the heat that keep blazin' out your speaker

-=[Eminem]=-
So nervous, ain't never cuz Shady Aftermath together
Along with G-Unit Records presents the return of the-the Doc (and Shady)
No one could do it better
We tear the club up and leave without a shred-uh evidence and uh

-=[Chorus]=-

-=[Eminem]=-
Yeah, haha
Still Aftermath, 2006
And don't worry about that Detox album
It's comin', we gonna make Dre do it, haha
50 cent, G-unit, Obie Trice, D-twizzy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre
We ain't leavin', let's go! haha
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for comin' out, peace!
Oh shit, I almost forgot
You're comin' with me [gun shots]
Haha, bye bye!
See you in hell, fuckers.

Eminem - Mosh lyrics

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation under God
Indivisible...
It feels so good to be back..

I scrutinize every word, memorize every line
I spit it once, refuel and re-energize and rewind
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind
I exercise my right to express when I feel it's time
It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as
I say to fight, you take it as I'mma whip someone's ass
If you don't understand, don't even bother to ask
A father who has grown up with a fatherless past
Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has
Or at least shows no difficulty multi-task
And in juggling both perhaps mastered his craft
Slash entrepreneur who has helped launch a few more rap acts
Who's had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half
Of his career typical manure moving past that
Mr. kisses ass crack, he's a class act
Rubber band man, yea he just snaps back

-=[Chorus]=-
Come along follow me as I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark that we need to proceed
Carry on, give me hope, give me strength
Come with me and I won't steer you wrong
Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog
To the light at the end of the tunnel
We gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march
Through the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marsh
Take us right through the doors (c'mon)

All the people up top on the side and the middle
Come together lets all bomb and swamp just a little
Just let it gradually build from the front to the back
All you can see is a sea of people some white and some black
Don't matter what color, all that matters we gathered together
To celebrate for the same cause don't matter the weather
If it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the better
They ain't gonna stop us they can't, we stronger now more than ever
They tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say go
Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em know
Stomp, push, shove, mush, Fuck Bush, until they bring our troops home (c'mon)

-=[Chorus]=-

Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us
Mosh pits outside the oval office
Someone's tryina tell us something,
Maybe this is god just sayin' we're responsible
For this monster, this coward,
That we have empowered
This is Bin Laden, look at his head noddin'
How could we allow something like this without pumping our fists
Now this is our final hour
Let me be the voice in your strength and your choice
Let me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noise
Try to amplify the times it, and multiply by six...
Teen million people, Are equal at this high pitch
Maybe we can reach alqueda through my speech
Let the president answer a higher anarchy
Strap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own war
Let him impress daddy that way
No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal
If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes its all lies
The stars and stripes, they've been swiped, washed out and wiped
And replaced with his own face, Mosh now or die
If I get sniped tonight you know why,
Cause I told you to fight.

-=[Chorus]=-

And as we proceed,
To Mosh through this desert storm,
In these closing statements, if they should argue
Let us beg to differ
As we set aside our differences
And assemble our own army
To disarm this Weapon of Mass Destruction
That we call our President, for the present
And Mosh for the future of our next generation
To speak and be heard
Mr. President, Mr. Senator
Do you guy's hear us...hear us...[laughing] (Hailie)

Soldier lyrics - Eminem

I'm a soldier X4

-=[Verse 1]=-
Yo... Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, Never was agangsta, till I graduated to one/And got the rep of a villain,for weapon concealin'. Took the image of a thug, kept shitappealin'/willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meantlife or death, never live to regret what I said/when you're me,people just want to see, if its true, if its you, what you say inyour rap's, what you do/ so they feel, as part of your obligationto fulfill, when they see you on the streets, face to face, areyou for real/in confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feelyou're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed/if you feelit, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it. Being reasonable willleave you full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it/ till its empty,tempt me, push me, pussies, I need a good reason to give thistrigger a good squeeze...

-=[Chorus]=-
I'm a soldier, these shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge,I'll never fall or fold up/I'm a soldier, Even if my collar bonescrush or crumble, I will never slip or stumble/I'm a soldier,These shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, I'll neverfall or fold up/I'm a soldier, Even if my collar bones crush orcrumble, I will never stumble

-=[Verse 2]=-
I love pissin' you off, it gets me off, like my lawyers, when thefuckin' judge lets me off/all you motherfuckas gotta do is set meoff, I'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bets be off/I'm a litfuse, anything I do bring it's news, pistol whippin'motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two, who needs bullets?/ Soon as Ipull it, you sweat bullets, an excellent method to get rid of thenext bully/It's actually better cause instead you murderin', youcan hurt em' and come back again and kick dirt at em/it's likepourin' salt in the wounds, assault and get sued, you can smellthe lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room/everybody halts andstops, calls the cops, all you see is bitches comin' out theirhalter tops/runnin' and duckin' out to the Hot Rocks parking lot,you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not, cus...

-=[Chorus]=-

-=[Verse 3]=-
I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin' to em, give itback to these damn critics and sock it to em/I'm like a thug,with a little bit of Pac influence, I spew it, and look how I gotyou bitches rockin' to it/you motherfuckas could never do it likeI could do it, don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do notpursue it/don't ever in your life, try to knock the truest, Ispit the illest shit, ever been dropped to two inch/ soticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock, listen to thesound of Kim as she licks on a cock/listen to the sound of mespillin' my heart through this pen, motherfuckers know that I'llnever be Marshall again/Full of controversy until I retire myjersey, till the fire inside dies and expires at thirty/and Lordhave mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me, and put acurse on authorities in the face of adversity/I'm a...

-=[Chorus]=-

Yo Left, Yo Left, Yo Left, Right, Left X4

Mockingbird lyrics - Eminem

Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Laney uncles crazy, aint he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have gotten so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

-=[Chorus]=-
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upperlip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But i promise momma's gon' be alright

It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broke into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Laney were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

-=[Chorus]=-

And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha)

Business lyrics - Eminem

-=[Intro]=-
Dre: Marshall...sounds like an S.O.S
Eminem: Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right
Dre: To the rapmobile...Let's go

Marshall!
Marshall!

-=[Eminem]=-
Bitches and gentlemen, It's showtime! Hurry hurry, step right up
Introducing the star of our show…his name is...
Marshall!

-=[Eminem]=-
You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further ado, I bring to you

Marshall!

-=[Verse 1]=-
You bout to witness hip hop in its most purest, more rawest form, flow almost flawless
most hardest, most honest known artist, chip off the old block, but good old Doc is BACK
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin. Oh god, Sadam's got his own Laden
wit' his own private plane, his own pilot, set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges
oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes. Vnnnn vnnnn, yeah here I come, I'm inches
away from you, dear fear none, hip hop is in a state of nine-one-one so...

-=[Chorus x2]=-
Lets get down to business. I don't got no time to play around what is this
Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down on these clowns. Can I get a witness? HELL YEAH!

-=[Verse 2]=-
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles. Gee willikers, Dre, holy bat syllables
look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I'm gone. Time to get rid of these rap criminals
So skip to your lou while I do what I do best. You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it, nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit
the most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all
So much, they make it all up, there's no such thing, like a female with good looks , who cooks and cleans
it just means so much more to so much more people when you're rappin' and you know what for
t he show must go on. So I'd like to welcome y'all to Marshall and Andre's carnival, C'mon! Now...

-=[Chorus x2]=-

-=[Verse 3]=-
Its just like old times, the dynamic duo, two old friends, why panic, you already know who's fully capable, the two capped heroes, dial straight down the center eight-zero-zero
you can even call collect, the most feared duet, since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette
and never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat, people steppin' over people just to rush to the set
just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely, ease over these beats and be so breezy
Jesus how can shit be so easy, how can one Chandra be so Levy?
Turn on these beats, MC's don't see me. Believe me BET and MTV are gonna grieve
when we leave, dog, fo' sheezy. Can't leave rap alone, the game needs me
T ill we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into the mountains. Nothin' but clowns down here
but we ain't fuckin around round here, yo Dre. . . What up? Can I get a Hell? Hell Yeah!/ Now...


-=[Chorus x2]=-

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Marshall! / Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Marshall!

Outro
So there you have it folks, Marshall has come to save the day
Back with his friend Andre, and to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because Marshall! And Andre are here to stay and never go away until our dying day until we're old and grey
Marshall! So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel, Good night everyone, Thank you for coming
Your host for the evening. . . Marshall! Oh...

Superman lyrics - Eminem

-=[Dina Rea]=-
Mmmhh

-=[Eminem]=-
You high baby?

-=[Dina Rea]=-
Yeahh...

-=[Eminem]=-
Yeah?

-=[Dina Rea]=-
hahaha..Talk to me...

-=[Eminem]=-
You want me to tell you somethin?

-=[Dina Rea]=-
Uh huh...

-=[Eminem]=-
I know what you wanna hear...
'Cuz I know you want me baby I think I want you too...

-=[Dina Rea]=-
I think I love you baby...

-=[Eminem]=-
I think I love you too...
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Let's let our love unfurl.
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
come be in Shady's world...

-=[Dina Rea]=-
oh boy you drive me crazy...

-=[Eminem]=-
Bitch you make me hurl...

-=[Eminem]=-
They call me Superman,
Leap tall hoes in a single bound,
I'm single now,
Got no ring on this finger now,
I'll never let another chick bring me down,
In a relationship, save it bitch, babysit? you make me sick,
Superman aint savin shit, girl you can jump on shady's dick,
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase,
I'll tell a mo'fuckin slut to her face,
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face,
I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask?
Kiss my dick, hit my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass,
Don't put out? i'll put you out,
Won't get out? i'll push you out,
Puss blew out, copin shit,
Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out,
Am I too nice? buy you ice,
Bitch if you died, wouldn't buy you life,
What you tryin to be, my new wife?
What you Mariah? fly through twice,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come, they go,
Saturday through sunday monday,
Monday through sunday yo,
Maybe i'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

-=[Chorus]=-
'Cuz I can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
I can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Your superman, your superman...

-=[Eminem]=-
Don't get me wrong,
I love these hoes,
It's no secret,
Everybody knows,
Yeah we fucked
Bitch so what?
That's about as far as your buddy goes,
We'll be friends,
I'll call you again,
I'll chase you around every bar you attend,
Never know what kind of car i'll be in,
[Woman Screaming]
We'll see how much you'll be partying then,
You don't want that,
Neither do I,
I don't wanna flip when I see you with guys,
Too much pride,
Between you and I,
Not a jealous man, but females lie,
But I guess that's just what sluts do,
How could it ever be just us two?
Never loved you enough to trust you,
We just met and I just fucked you,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come they go,
Saturday through Sunday monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe I'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

-=[Eminem & Dina Rae Over Chorus 2x]=-

-=[Eminem]=-
I know you want me baby,
I think I want you too...

-=[Dina Rea]=-
I think I love you baby...

-=[Eminem]=-
I think I love you too,
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Lets let our love unfurl,
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
Come be in shady's world...

-=[Dina Rea]=-
Oh boy you drive me crazy...

[Eminem:]
Bitch you make me hurl.

-=[Eminem]=-
First thing you said...

-=[Eminem As Women]=-
I'm not phazed,
I hang around big stars all day,
I don't see what the big deal is anyway,
You're just plain ol' Marshall to me...

-=[Eminem]=-
Ooh yeah girl run that game...

-=[Eminem As Women]=-
Haily Jade...I love that name,
Love that tattoo...what's that say?
'rot in pieces' aww that's great...

-=[Eminem]=-
First off you don't know Marshall,
At all so don't grow partial,
That's ammo for my arsenal,
I'll snap you off that bar stool,
There goes another lawsuit,
Leave handprints all accross you,
Good lordy-wody you must be blown off that water bottle,
You want what you can't have,
Ooh girl that's too damn bad,
Don't touch what you can't grab,
End up with two back hands,
Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand,
Girl you just blew your chance,
Don't mean to ruin your plans,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come they go,
Saturday through Sunday Monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe I'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

-=[Eminem & Dina Rae Over Chorus 2x]=-

-=[Eminem]=-
I know you want me baby,
I think I want you too...

-=[Dina Rea]=-
I think I love you baby...

-=[Eminem]=-
I think I love you too,
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in Shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Lets let our love unfurl,
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
Come be in shady's world...

-=[Dina Rea]=-
Oh boy you drive me crazy...

-=[Eminem]=-
Bitch you make me hurl.

-=Chorus 2x B/W Dina Rea Singing]=-